Dear Uncle Than Shwe, recently while searching your Chinese Chocolates and Ice Creams and Nucleon Toffee Bomb from Putin Uncle of Russia, I suddenly found your lovely story newspaper of 7^th of June – “The New Light of Myanmar” (NLM). For my surprise your NLM management is reporting without your permission that, “Anarchist attack Greek Newspaper Headquarters,” and I got baffled for a while, as it reports that, “About 30 anarchists hit the window panes with clubs at the entrance of Lambrakis Press (DOL) headquarters and damaged about 15 cars parked outside the building,” a police official, who declined to be named, told Reuters. The group publishes the daily “Ta Nea” and “To Vima” papers as well as several magazines.” (Page-3) It was surprise for me, because everyone all across the world knows that, you yourself don’t allow any press freedom in your country and has kept Aunty Suu Kyi since last seventeen years under detention without breaking any window panes. You don’t even permit Uncle Min Ko Naing and Uncle Ko Ko Gyi to offer prayer for the release of Aunty Suu to Lord Buddha Baba through non-violent peaceful means and publishes fabricated story everyday, that NLD members are resigning in-masse because they don’t serve the interest of people and state. You also don’t listen to the advice of Ban Ki-moon Uncle of UN. So please tell me, who is anarchist Uncle Than Shwe?

See…yesterday I was telling you, that how difficult to pronounce the new name of seat of power of revolver walla uncle? Now the problem has become more intense as Htet Aung Uncle Reports from the Irrawaddy (1 June 2007), that, twelve of my aunties from Burma’s Ministry of Health have refused to shift to that difficult place, which they call Naypyidaw…she is very right. Gun walla Uncle can run away from lovely Rangoon for fear of Democratic protests & from Aunty Daw Suu Kyi, but aunties from Health Department need not fear of their own brothers and sisters. So George Yeo Uncle (Foreign Minister of Singapore) please don’t’ feel bizarre or mysterious about your revolver buddy’s, if you don’t want to feel bizarre & mysterious then kick your revolver walla uncle out from ASEAN. My papa used to always sing a song – Mere Piya Gaye Rangoon…Wahan Se Kiye Telephone, (My beloved went to Rangoon and made a telephone call from there) but now Papa and Indian Music director will have a difficult time to sing that song. Now the lyricists have to write – Mere Piya Gaye Naypyidaw… Wahan.. Se.. Kiye… Telephone Tum Mat Aao! (My beloved went to Naypyidaw and made a telephone call from there that please don’t come here).

Earlier I said to you, that, why don’t you laugh? But now please don’t laugh for a moment and let revolver Walla Uncle Than Shwe Laugh at Rangoon…sorry for saying Rangoon…now the place is changed to very difficult place to pronounce for kids like me♣, as Uncle Lee Hsien Loong from Singapore is serious now for Business.  He says about revolver walla Uncle that, “We have exercised our influence, persuaded, encouraged, cajoled the authorities in Myanmar to move and adapt to the world which is leaving them behind. The impact has been limited,” so we should finally arrive at conclusion for the Bush Uncle as Lee Uncle says, that, “United States and the European Union, not to limit contacts with the organization due to their differences with Myanmar.”  Further Lee Uncle becomes so excited that he even tries to put revolver walla uncle in Dog House….Lee Uncle please don’t do that. See what he says, “We can take a strident position and say well, we will condemn you, we will shut you off, we will embargo you, we will put you in a dog house, Will we make things better? Will we cause things to change? I don’t believe so,” (Singapore PM says Southeast Asia has little influence over Myanmar, International Herald Tribune, 01 June 2007) see how agitated is my Lee Uncle has become now for business! Probably the sand, promised by revolver walla Uncle Thein Sein in the first week of April to the Singaporean Uncle George Yeo has reached Singapore, So Lee Uncle’s ice cream idea is being clouded by sand storm. However for your information Lee Uncle is the second largest supplier of Choc…ice..cream to revolver walla. So Please don’t laugh, Uncle Lee is serious now for business, otherwise Uncle Lee might put you in Dog House! 

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♣ Even earlier Uncle George Yeo from Singapore was surprised to find sudden shift of revolver walla uncle’s place to that new difficult name as he says in Singapore’s Parliament on 2^nd March 2006 to Uncle Tan Soo Koon, that, “internal developments in Myanmar are sometimes a mystery to us like the sudden bizarre decision to shift the seat of government from Yangon to Pyinmana (it is still simple one, I know Uncle too is avoiding to pronounce real name), it has become more and more difficult for ASEAN to defend Myanmar at the UN and other international forums.”

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I Hope you would be enjoying my laugh!!! Yes I want that everyone please be happy everytime like me. I know that it is difficult but nothing wrong in trying to be happy!!! For your little information from the web master of little India, I’m one year old!!!